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[aleksandar]

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[eluding]

THE KITCHEN

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[eluding]

this fucking sink

[eluding]

what'd I ever do to you anyway?

[eluding]

I know we had that moment after the meteors

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[eluding]

but WHY the floors!

the drunken end of that chain u_u yw alek

[eluding]

who the hell am I texting anyway? Alek? have you any idea where the mop is?

asldkfja 1/3

[aleksandar]

wtf ethan

[aleksandar]

i don't DO moments, ftr

[aleksandar]

i'm going to go out on a limb and assume something happened to the kitchen. whatever it is, i didn't do it.

rjkel;a 1/3 back

[eluding]

ftw alek

[eluding]

not you. the sink. what is ftr? kids these days.

[eluding]

THE SINK EXPLODED OUT OF ITS LOWER PIPING. its like it peed all over the floor to spite me

J/K ONE MORE

[eluding]

u sound rly guilty when you say you didnt do it. just so you know.

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[aleksandar]

ftr = for the record oh ancient one

[aleksandar]

dude, your attachment to the sink and by extension all of the kitchen is seriously disturbing

[aleksandar]

you have no idea what i sound like rn. we are texting. just so you know.

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[eluding]

i feel educated ty

[eluding]

you don't think it is disturbing when i make you food in that kitchen

[eluding]

omg semantics, dude. the phrase 'i didn't do it' when one hasn't been accusde is sups suspicious ha spelled it right!

[aleksandar]

there is a diff between making food in that kitchen and being disturbingly in love with it

[aleksandar]

w/e i was only pointing out my innocence beforehand since i've been blamed unfairly in the past. how much have you had to drink?

[eluding]

i am not in love with it i just want all my things to not be thinged

[eluding]

ok but i wasnt gonna blame you. i blame the sink. is a jerk. NOT ENOUGH, man. that is what i know. i need to mop this stuff. gotta be drunker.

[aleksandar]

that makes no sense jsyk

[aleksandar]

ok if you faceplant on the floor drunkenly just let me know i want pictures